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 Another PROOF that Eli-Colic-Caldwell is a member of a CULT! (Issue 79 page 27)

His words NOT mine… the Punk-kid says… ‘My biggest objection to the Baptists is that 95% of them seem to be preaching a false gospel and are therefore accursed’  He thinks 95% of Baptists are NOT saved as they preach a false Gospel!  Think about the millions of Baptists in the world today, & according to Colic-Caldwell they are NOT saved!  Of course he knows every one of them & he has been to every single church to back-up his moron accusation (NOT!)  That folks is a CULT mentality!  Like I say, when you start saying things like ‘I am right & everyone else is wrong’ you set yourself up as ‘prosecutor, judge & jury’ AGAINST everyone, that is when you have finally been initiated into a CULT!  This bum, thinks that his 12 Baby-Blog followers, himself, plus his Baby-CULT-‘grace’-unscriptural-‘church’ are the ONLY ones saved in the entire world… when he reads ‘narrow’ is the way, he really means ‘NARROW’ doesn’t he!  Out of 7,000,000,000 (seven billion) people on earth today, ONLY 25 are saved according to Colic-Caldwell, & they are ALL Hyper-Diapers!!!  Now that folks IS A CULT!  Jim Jones had nothing on Eli-Colic-CULT-Caldwell!  The kid’s a NUT, treat him with the disdain he thoroughly deserves!  He’ll need asbestos underpants for where he’s going!





Answers to last month’s Colic-Caldwell Quiz! (Issue 79 page 30)

The questions were…

  1. How many articles does punk-kid-Eli have on his baby-blog regarding soul-winning, outreach, witnessing, tracting & street-preaching?
  2. How many souls has baby-Eli won for the Lord?(Prov 11v30)
  3. How many tracts has punk-kid-Eli given out over the last TEN YEARS?  
  4. How many souls has the punk-kid’s ‘grace’-CULT-church lead to the Lord?
  5. What good is baby-blog-Eli doing for the Body of Christ? (Even though he doesn’t know WHAT the Body of Christ IS or WHEN it started!)
  6. How many people have signed up to his baby-blog over the last year?
  7. How many Christians have been inspired, challenged & encouraged by Eli’s heretical baby-blog?

The answer OF COURSE, to ALL the above questions is NONE… that’s N.O.N.E.!!!

For all of you who got the answers correct, & I think there were 711 of you, you shall receive a TfT! certificate of ‘Discernment’ in the post!

Well done also to the 656 people who answered the bonus question… ‘What one word best describes Colic-Caldwell regarding his knowledge of the Scriptures?’

The answer of course was ‘SHALLOW’, although ‘INEPT’ I will also accept!!!


Couple of Hyper Diaper Jokes… (Issue 79 page 30)

Heard about the Hyper-Diaper leading a soul to Christ?

Neither have I!

Why don’t Hyper-Diapers write or pass out Gospel tracts?

Because they don’t know what to do when a sinner says “I want to get saved!”

(Eli says… “You have to mental ascend to Christ!”  Sounds a bit New Age & mystical to me doesn’t it you?)


‘Baby-Ed-Pfenny’ another Hyper-Diaper HERETIC full of fake humility & very shallow in the Scriptures! (Issue 79 page 34)

This guy is a very arrogant (aren’t they always!) ex-disciple of Ding-a-ling-Richling!  This ghostly figure is just another jumped up punk thinking he knows it all.  He was deceived by Richling for a long time & now the deluded fool is deceived into thinking he’s got it all right & everyone else is wrong!  He’s another Hyper-Diaper to watch out for & DUMP!  Like always, he just attacks other believers all day every day, rather than winning souls for Jesus Christ.  His whole life’s ministry is attacking Christians!  He’s another charlatan who has bought all of Ruckman’s books just to try to find fault with him!  Everything he knows that’s any good has come from Ruckman, yet now he wants to expose Ruckman, same old story… envy, jealousy & PRIDE!  He’s on an ego trip & wants the small group of people who follow him to think that he is some Bible teacher or something!  He’s just a nobody, doing NOTHING for the Lord!  Ask him when he last distributed tracts down the street where he lives, or preached on the streets in his home town!  Hyper-Diapers can’t build churches, & can’t get much of a following, they just wallow in their own egotistical glory!  They have no interest in getting to know the Lord, they just want to know ‘about’ the Lord & chop up the Bible (even KJV only) & show you they know something you don’t, that’s all they are interested in!  This punk, like baby-Eli, calls himself a dispensationalist, buy couldn’t rightly divide THE BOOK if his life depended upon it!  He’s so screwed up on the Gospel, repentance, OT & Tribulation salvation, ‘lordship’ salvation, the kingdoms, Imputed Righteousness & Justification, & on & on the list goes!  Just another one to add to your list of ‘people who are a waste of time!’ All these punks are in for the biggest shock of their lives when they stand before the Lord Jesus Christ at the Judgment Seat of Christ… if they make it that is!  I expose these numbskulls to help YOU avoid getting entangled in their doctrines!  They sound feasible at the start like any CULT, but turn out to teach ‘doctrines of DEVIL’S!’  All CULTS work like this!  That’s why people find it hard to break away!  Pfenny-the benny was sucked into the Richling-CULT but now he has started his own CULT!  Beware!  Ruckman is the most balanced Christian I have ever come across, that’s why I promote his work so much, you won’t go wrong with Ruckman, it’s just these punks that ‘feed off him’, because they can’t get a following without him, they just use him!  Ed-Pfenny is just an arrogant mouth-on-a-stick doing NOTHING for the Lord with his life … DUMP HIM!

Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 1 Tim 4v1

This punk is fulfilling Bible prophecy without even knowing it!


Classic quote from Ruckman which some of you won’t appreciate… I loved it because IT’S TRUE! (Issue 79 page 36)

Jackasses are found in the flock as well as in the wilderness.  Sometimes the shepherd is a jackass!

Hyper-Diaper-Jackass-O'Steen (Hope Bible Church) is another Hyper-Diaper-NUT who doesn’t know WHAT or WHEN the Body of Christ, the church, started, but thinks it’s THE MOST important doctrine in all of Scripture for some reason?  This is why (not the excuse!) his little band of CULT followers (Colic-Caldwell etc.) believe what they do.  O’Steen is as much a pastor as Baby-Punk-Eli, Benny Hinn, Joyce Meyer, Moron-Moore etc. in other words, none of them are apt to teach (1 Tim 3v2)  How anyone can believe the TOSH they spew out really does amaze me, but easily deceived boys like Eli, just seem to drink it up by the gallon.  It’s interesting that this CULT ‘grace-church’ (Eli’s words not mine!) has changed its name FROM Landmark Baptist Church to Hope Bible Church!  Prov 22v28 Remove not the ancient landmark, which thy fathers have set.  Looks like the Lord has started judging the CULT for their false teaching already doesn’t it!  Their NEW name should be BOB-HOPE-Grace-‘church!’  That’s funny!


Colic-Caldwell strikes OUT yet ‘again!’ (Issue 79 page 42)

Another proof just to show you how shallow this Bible-denying-‘mental assent’-FALSE-Gospel-Punk-kid is… he thinks the Bride of Christ IS Israel NOT the church!  ALL Hyper-Diapers get the TWO wives messed up because they WRONGLY divide the Scriptures.  Baby-Eli struggles with this as with many of his heresies, so he has to try to bend & twist the Scriptures to fit!  As Bible Believers, we just let the Scriptures speak & by RIGHTLY dividing them, we see who the two wives are & who the ‘husbands’ are!  Ruckman has a great note on this is his RRB…  Isa 54v6-8 For the LORD hath called thee as a woman forsaken and grieved in spirit, and a wife of youth, when thou wast refused, saith thy GodFor a small moment have I forsaken thee; but with great mercies will I gather thee.  In a little wrath I hid my face from thee for a moment; but with everlasting kindness will I have mercy on thee, saith the LORD thy RedeemerThe WIFE of v6-8 here is NOT the Church, the Bride of Christ (Eph 1v22+23 And hath put all things under his feet, and gave him to be the head over all things to the church, Which is his body, the fulness of him that filleth all in all.  Compare with… Eph 5v25-32 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.  So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.  For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church: For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.  For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.  This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.  2 Cor 11v2 For I am jealous over you with godly jealousy: for I have espoused you to one husband, that I may present you as a chaste virgin to Christ.) …it is Israel, the BRIDE of God the Father!  See…Isa 54v5 For thy Maker is thine husband; the LORD of hosts is his name; and thy Redeemer the Holy One of Israel; The God of the whole earth shall he be called.  The passage is explained in Hosea 2 (read it!)  Baby-Eli & his CULT of Hyper-Dispensationalists CONFUSE these TWO wives & make the New Jerusalem a Jewish city when it is NOT!  The New Jerusalem is THE LAMB’S WIFE NOT the Father’s! (Rev 21v9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.  And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God)  …So John 14v1-3 Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me.  In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.  And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also. …is for the Christian (Gal 4v26 But Jerusalem which is above is free, which is the mother of us all.) NOT the Jew!  (See also Isaiah 62v5, Hosea 2v19-20.  Israel is the Bride of God the Father and the Church is the Bride of Christ, 2 Cor 11v2, Eph 5v25-32 is plain in the light of Genesis 2v22-24.  The Hypers appear to have missed both passages!)  Like I say, this issue of TfT! News will finally sink Eli & his baby-CULT!  They will never resurface, so there’s nothing to worry about there, goodbye you little Punk, enjoy the rest of your wasted life here on earth & see you at the GWT!  If you ever come across this little brat, just send him the link to the ‘ERRORS of Hyper-Dispensationalism’ on the TfT! website, that will see him running back to his mummy straight away!  http://www.timefortruth.co.uk/errors-of-hyperdispensationalism/  His IDOL ‘Hoss Cartwright’ knew more Scripture than Colic-Cartwright-Caldwell, & he wasn’t even saved as far as I know!  I think old Hoss would have smacked Eli’s little bum & put him to bed with no supper don’t you!  Baby-Eli can now play with his cowboy dolls all over again!  So long cowboy, thanks for the ride!  Yeeee-Haaaa!!


Why Eli-Colic-Caldwell & the Hyper-Dispensational-CULT are EVIL! (Issue 79 page 43)

I had this email sent to me today… Bro. John, …I had a blessing last week. After my great grand daughter _______ went to _______ for a week, she told me last Friday that she wanted to pray and get saved. I’ve been witnessing to her for a while  now but didn’t want to push her. She told me last Friday that she wanted to pray to get saved. She prayed all on her own. It was a blessing. She's 5 year old.  Do you know where Punk-Eli would have this girl?  On the road to Hell, because she ‘prayed’ to get saved!  This is why I stand firm against this EVIL CULT & its SATANIC doctrines of devils!  Don’t ever get sucked into their pernicious & man-made false teachings!  Eli is just an immature punk trying to talk young Christians out of their salvation.  He seems to think this is God’s calling for him, & he gets a kick out of it, telling his 12 baby-blog CULT-members that people like Peter Ruckman, & now this young girl, have gone, or are on the way, to Hell!  1 Tim 1v18-20 This charge I commit unto thee, son Timothy, according to the prophecies which went before on thee, Holding faith, and a good conscience; which some having put away concerning faith have made shipwreck: (e.g. Baby-Punk-Eli) Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; (& Baby-Punk-Eli!) whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme.  Eli-Colic-Caldwell with his CULT-band of Hypers try to ‘shipwreck’ the faith of other young Christians, telling them they are not saved because they cried out to God to save them!  God will sort Eli-Colic-Caldwell in his own time!  This is the final nail in their CULT’S coffin!  Job done!


You’re NOT saved according to Eli-Colic-Cartwright-Caldwell? (Issue 79 page 45)

For the thousands of Christians that now read TfT! NEWS I would just like to say that 99% of YOU are NOT saved according to that punk-kid in the USA, that Hyper-Diaper-NUT-Eli-Colic-Caldwell!  For every single one of you who ever asked Jesus Christ to forgive you for all your sins, you are NOT saved according to this MORON!  You see, he thinks that by asking God to save you, God will reject you because your prayer is a ‘work’ & you are not saved by ‘works!’  This issue of TfT! NEWS, will sort out the men from the boys, & for the 12 people that follow this shallow baby-blogger, it will show just what an absolute nutcase this punk-kid is!  Remember, he thinks John Wesley, Peter Ruckman, Billy Sunday, Robert McCheyne, Clarence Larkin, Alan O’Reilly plus MILLIONS of other Christians aren’t saved because THEY CALLED UPON THE LORD TO SAVE THEM, & this is a ‘work’ according to this DUNCE, & folks, he really is a DUNCE!  The only people to ever get saved according to Colic-Caldwell, are him, his 12 baby-blog followers, & the few members of his ‘grace-CULT-church!’  This is what a HYPER-Dispensationalist-mid-Acts-baby-blogger truly believes!  He’ll try to skirt around it, & say all kinds of things, pulling Scriptures out of context, day in, day out, but they believe that if you ASK the Lord to save you, He won’t because it’s a ‘work!’  They all have mental problems!


Another thought on ‘sin unto death’ – 1 John 5v16+17, Rom 6v16… plus another ‘bow shot’ at the Hyper-Diapers!!! (Issue 79 page 46-47)

David committed sin with Bathsheba & was GUILTY of ‘a sin unto death’ – i.e. there was NO SACRIFICE for the sin of adultery & murder! (See TfT! NEWS Issue 60 page 18)  Yet he didn’t die for his sin!  God was gracious & merciful to both David & Bathsheba!  2 Sam 12v13 And David said unto Nathan, I have sinned against the LORD. And Nathan said unto David, The LORD also hath put away thy sin; thou shalt not die.  David should have died because of the Law - Lev 20v10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.  God’s GRACE saved David, something the Hyper-Diapers can’t understand as it’s outside of Paul & the ‘Dispensation of Grace!’  The Law is NOT made void under this ‘Dispensation of Grace’ as PAUL stated in Rom 3v31 Do we then make void the law through faith? God forbid: yea, we establish the law.  But the Law has NOTHING to do with salvation today!  Stauffer in his book ‘One Book Rightly Divided’ says, in regard to the Hyper-Dispensationalists… ‘Hyper-Dispensationalists want no law established, (they stand against Paul notice!!! Rom 3v21) desire no rules for living; & oppose any attempt to present the truth concerning application of the law to a Christian’s daily walk with God.  These individuals (Hyper-Diapers) consider the law to be outdated & obsolete… & their reaction to the law seems more rooted in their HIDDEN AGENDA, than in sincere search for the truth! (e.g. Eli-Colic-Caldwell – see 2 Tim 2v16+17 regarding Eli!) They desire to avoid the law’s explicit guidance & convicting properties.’  The Hyper-Diapers therefore ignore, change or spiritualise many of PAUL’S clear statements concerning the law e.g. 1 Tim 1v8 But we know that the law is good, if a man use it lawfully; Hyper-Diapers like Eli-Colic-Caldwell, Stam, Moron-Moore etc. pass over verses like these, this is why they are very weak & shallow students of the word of God, they just can’t reconcile these kind of Scriptures regarding THE LAW in the Christian’s daily life!  This is another reason why none of them live godly, holy lives for the Lord, while serving Him & reaching lost sinners with the Gospel.  All Hyper-Diapers do is chop-up the Bible & WRONGLY DIVIDE IT!  We are NOT to ignore THE LAW, we are to USE IT as did the apostle Paul… lawfully!  Hyper-Diapers are very carnal Christians, if they are saved that is, because they don’t understand the place that the Law has in the Christian’s life!  None of them know how to preach on the Law.  Christians are not under the Law, (Rom 10v4, 7v4, Gal 5v4, 2v16, 3v11, Rom 6v14+15, Gal 3v23, 4v21, 5v18) in the same sense that Israel was under the Law.  The purpose of the Law has changed for the Christian.  Prior to the Cross, if a man fulfilled the requirements under the Law, he was temporarily righteous (1 Kings 8v32, 2 Chron 6v23, Psalm 1v5+6, Ezek 18v24 etc.)  However, if he sinned & did not fulfil the necessary sacrifices, he could DIE IN HIS SINS (Ezek 18v21+24).  Paul refers to this righteousness ‘which is of the Law’ as one’s ‘own righteousness!’  Phil 3v9 And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Christ, the righteousness which is of God by faith:  You had to have the correct FAITH & the correct WORKS to be saved!  Israel often sought the law of righteousness WITHOUT FAITH!  Rom 9v31+32 But Israel, which followed after the law of righteousness, hath not attained to the law of righteousness.  Wherefore? Because they sought it not by faith, but as it were by the works of the law. For they stumbled at that stumblingstone; But you couldn’t get to Heaven this way, hence why no one did in the OT.  You can only go to Heaven by applying the shed Blood of Jesus Christ, NOT an animal, & NOT by keeping the Law!  Gal 2v21 I do not frustrate the grace of God: for if righteousness come by the law, then Christ is dead in vain.  Read Heb 9+10 noting Heb 9v12+13.  The ONLY way to get to Heaven is by receiving Christ’s righteousness (2 Cor 5v21); works today play NO PART in anyone’s salvation, but they did before the Cross under the Law.  (Gal 2v16)  Christ ended the Law (Rom 10v4) FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS, i.e. getting saved, but it still has a part to play in the Christians life.  The Law has NOTHING to do with personal righteousness during the Church Age! (Rom 3v10)  Today the Law is used to show us our sinful condition (Gal 3v24+25).  The key to the Law is to love your neighbour (Gal 5v13).  The key to fulfilling the Law is to avoid walking after the flesh. (Rom 8v4)  The purpose of the Law has changed.  Under the OT the main purpose of the Law was to affect the Jew’s relationship with God.  During the Church Age, the main purpose of the Law is to directly impact our relationship WITH OTHERS, rather than our relationship with God.  During the Church Age, men are to keep the Law out of love one for another. (Rom 13v8-10).  As Christians we are to USE the Law ONLY when it lines up with Paul’s epistles – Read 1 Tim 1v8-11.

But what about ordinances under the Law?  Read Eph 2v13.  Did Christ abolish the Law?  No, He abolished ‘the law of commandments contained in the ordinances.’  The Law itself was not abolished.  What were the ordinances that were abolished?  These are Sabbath days, holy days, special meats, drinks, circumcision etc.  Yet concerning the Law, Paul says we establish it & USE IT lawfully.  Remember, concerning the Law & the Body of Christ, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with salvation!  Get that!  Hypers don’t, cant!?  The Law hasn’t ended but the ceremonial part has.  Read Col 2v14-16.  These OT ordinances DIED when the Lord died!  We don’t have to worry about what we eat anymore, or what day we worship on, or what holy days we choose to obey or not obey, as we are no longer under the Law!  Get it?  There are many Christians who try to get you FROM Calvary back under Mount Sinai & the Law!  They are so legalistic they make the Pharisees look liberal!  The Brethren, the Reformed Calvinist & the ‘Holiness Club’ among others, are typical of this kind of legalistic Christianity.  They place heavy burdens on their members!  (Mat 23v1-10).  When one Christian tries to put another under these kind of burdens, e.g. what to eat, what not to eat, (1 Tim 4v1-3) when & where to worship, etc. DUMP THEM!  You’re gonna tell me I can’t meet in a church building are you honey?!  Gonna tell me that I shouldn’t preach repentance or baptise folks are you baby!?  As Steve McQueen said… ‘You work your side of the street & I’ll work mine!’

Now the Hyper-Diapers like Colic-Caldwell mess their nappy at this point regarding ‘ordinances’ i.e. water baptism & the Lord’s Supper!  Read 1 Cor 11v1+2.  In the Book of Corinthians, Paul, who tells us to FOLLOW HIM, also points out the two ordinances that the Church (the Body of Christ) should do… Water Baptism (DUMP the Dry-Cleaning-Hypers!) & the Lord’s Supper, aka ‘Breaking of Bread or Communion!’  (& Christians fall out over THAT also… the name of it, can you believe!)  Paul’s ordinances we are to KEEP, this is why Eli & his heretical-ilk DON’T follow Paul, they stand AGAINST him!  We don’t have to keep Sabbath days, or eat special diets or keep ‘holy’ days, but we are to participate in water baptism & the Lord’s Supper!  These are NT ordinances NOT OT ordinances!  Hypers are KJV Bible REJECTORS, they certainly aren’t Bible believers!  Read Gal 2v4-9, also Gal 5v1-4 for some great insight regarding OT ordinances & being brought under bondage! 

Another evil teaching from the Hyper-Dispensationalist-CULT is their propaganda of telling the Body of Christ (even though they have ‘three’ bodies of Christ???!!!!) that ONLY Paul’s letters count & you are to disregard all the other Scriptures as being not applicable for today!  This is what us Bible Believers call in ‘the Greek’… HOGWASH!  Just look at Paul himself blowing the Hyper-Diapers clean out of the water…  Rom 15v4, 1 Cor 10v6+11.  Hypers just chop up the Bible to fit in with their HERESIES!  Remember 2 Tim 3v16… ALL Scripture is given for what?  The church, the Body of Christ, can learn from the OT & we have countless examples & ensamples given us to prove it… but not for the Hypers, they can’t rightly divide THE BOOK, hence why they are so shallow & miss out on so much!  You can get much Church application from the OT.  Just read Rom 16v25+26, this blows the Hypers to smithereens!  (Scriptures of the PROPHETS!)  Shallow students like Eli cannot understand the differences in something being manifest / revealed cf. with hidden yet still ‘present!’  It’s too deep for them, hence why they always want to talk about ‘mid-acts’ rather than THE CROSS, they just don’t get it! 

Eli & the Hyper-Diaper errors on when the church began! – This is yet another point in their list of ERRORS that they just can’t seem to grasp, again, due to their shallow study of Scripture.  The church which is Christ’s Body (Col 1v18+24, Eph 1v22+23), He only has ONE Body (Not ‘three’ like Eli believes!) See Rom 12v4+5, 1 Cor 12v12+13+20, Eph 2v16, Eph 4v4, Col 3v15.  Only a novice, someone not grounded in the word of God, could believe that the Church started AFTER Paul’s conversion, I mean that is about as dumb as you can get, yet this is what Baby-Eli & his CULT believes, I kid you not!  Paul, on a number of occasions repeatedly stated that he persecuted the Church, in other words, it was ALREADY EXISTING BEFORE he was saved!  How can anyone miss that?  But to get around this, the Hypers do what?  Guess!  You got it!  They create ‘another body!’  Can you see how absurd that is!  There is ONLY ONE Body of Christ!  This is another reason why they mess up regarding the Bride of Christ & the Father’s wife, Israel.  Again, if you don’t RIGHTLY divide that Book, you’ll land up teaching ERROR, which is what the Hyper-Diaper clown crowd do!  They just CHOP UP the Scriptures to suit their HERESIES!  They are always interpreting them PRIVATELY (2 Pet 1v20) Paul writes… Phil 3v6 Concerning zeal, persecuting the church; (existing BEFORE he was saved!) touching the righteousness which is in the law, blameless.  1 Cor 15v9 For I am the least of the apostles, that am not meet to be called an apostle, because I persecuted the church of God(BEFORE he was saved the church was existing!)  Only a CULT would teach otherwise!  Gal 1v13 For ye have heard of my conversation in time past in the Jews' religion, how that beyond measure I persecuted the church of God, and wasted it: (Before he was saved the church was there already!)  Eli, Eli, where art thou Eli???  Eli answers… I have heard thy truth Lord, and I was afraid, because it’s not what my CULT teaches, therefore I hid myself.  Oh dear Eli, come on cowboy, let’s face the Scriptures & dump the CULT shall we?  Time to man-up fella!

If the church began with Paul, how could he have persecuted it?  Paul not only admitted to persecuting the church, but he also knew that he began preaching the very faith that he once persecuted!  (Read Gal 1v23)  There were others IN Christ BEFORE Paul… Note Rom 12v5 So we, being many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.  Rom 16v7 Salute Andronicus and Junia, my kinsmen, and my fellowprisoners, who are of note among the apostles, who also were in Christ before me.  BEFORE Paul!!!!!!!  Note also John 17v21+23 IN Christ!  A person IN Christ is a SAVED person & a member of the Body of Christ (remember ONE Body NOT ‘two’)  Hyper-Diapers don’t get that the mystery of the Gospel involves Gentiles joining their Jewish brethren ALREADY IN THE BODY!  Redeemed Gentiles become fellow-heirs with the Jews, NOT the other way around!  Eph 3v4-6 Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)  Which in other ages was not made known unto the sons of men, as it is now revealed unto his holy apostles and prophets by the Spirit;  That the Gentiles should be fellowheirs, and of the same body, and partakers of his promise in Christ by the gospel:  OUCH Hyper, I bet that one hurt!  Read also Rom 11v13-17, Eph 2v13-20.  These Scriptures PROVE that the Body of Christ EXISTED BEFORE the ‘Apostle to the Gentiles’ was even saved!!!  (But not to dear Baby-Eli & the Hyper-Diaper-CULT!)  If you elevate the apostle Paul ABOVE Jesus Christ, you would teach that the Church, the Body of Christ started with Paul!  This is what the blasphemous bunch of IDOL worshippers do, yet the apostle Paul would disown them!  They are no better than any other CULT, e.g. JW’s, Mormon’s etc.  Like I keep on saying, there is none dumber than the Hyper-Dispensationalist-CULT!  They are the most useless bunch I have ever come across, & the most arrogant!  Eli is a jackass following a bunch of jackasses!  Sorry I can’t put that a nicer way, but truth is truth my dearly beloved!  Smile God loves you!

Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, RIGHTLY DIVIDING the word of truth.  2 Tim 2v15


Chopping up the Bible like the Hyper-Dispensationalists do! (Some info taken from David Walker’s book on Dispensationalism) (Issue 80 page 11)

If you rightly divide the Scriptures, you will NOT chop up the Bible like the Hypers do!  For instance, if you say that the Gospels (Mat - John) are still standing in the OT & therefore have no doctrine whatsoever for the Church Age, like the Hypers believe, then you are WRONGLY dividing the Scriptures.  Here are a few examples proving the Hypers are so wrong…

  1. Jesus never participated in animal sacrifices nor commanded His disciples to do so.
  2. The NT is instituted at the Last Supper, & is ‘of force’ (Heb 9v17) at the end of each Gospel NOT Acts 2.
  3. The words of Jesus in John 3 cannot apply to the OT legal obedience to the law.  It is a clear message of salvation BY GRACE THROUGH FAITH!  John had ALL of Paul’s epistles when he wrote the Gospel of John.  To say that he did not know ‘the mystery’ (as Eli & the Hyper-Diaper-CULT do) is just ignorant & DUMB!  (See John 14v17+20, John 15v4+7 etc.)

Even in the Book of Hebrews we find Church Age doctrine, although much of this Book is targeted / focused on those in the Tribulation aka Daniel’s 70th week aka Jacob’s Trouble.

Matthew contains OT material, but also transitions to the NT Kingdom Age.  Israel, in the Kingdom, will have their sins forgiven by the Blood of Jesus Christ (Acts 3v19), & have a resurrected King (Ezek 34v23) reigning over them (Acts 2v36).  The Books of Matthew, Mark & Luke specifically record this transition from ‘old bottles’ to the ‘new bottles’ (Mat 9v17), & because John was written AFTER Paul’s revelation, it contains mostly Church Age material.  The word ‘believe’ occurs 23 times in Mat – Luke whereas it occurs 52 times in John.

Matthew through Luke are transition books that deal with the impending Kingdom Age & consequently give Tribulation material.  The Tribulation comes PRIOR to the Kingdom.  Salvation is NOT presented as a spiritual transaction by grace through faith in the Books of Matt – Luke.  (A monkey wrench is given in Luke 7v48-50 where a woman has her sins forgiven, & Christ says, ‘Thy faith hath saved thee’; this is an example of Church Age salvation occurring directly in the middle of the Gospel of the Kingdom!  The woman did not understand the Blood atonement of Christ, only that He could forgive her sins.  This along with Mat 15, where Jesus steps out of His dispensational programme & ministers to a Gentile, disengages the ‘book bracketing’ of the dry-cleaning Hyper-Dispensationalists!  Hence why Eli is a shallow student of the Scriptures!) 


Colic-Eli-Caldwell is FINALLY learning, & guess where from?  You guessed it… Time for Truth! (Issue 80 page 13)

It is with great pleasure for me to report that Colic-Caldwell is finally listening to us... at last!  I think the last batch of articles I did exposing this little punk really must have got to him, as he writes… I fully understand that all people pray when they get saved, (FINALLY he’s on the right track!)  Everybody prays (whether in their heart, mind, or mouth) WHEN they get saved.  (Isn’t he a little beauty… Come on, I said, isn’t he a little beauty!)  Three cheers for Eli, hip-hip…!  At last, the punk is closer to understanding salvation than ever before!  Did he get this revelation from his CULT?  NO!  The Lord used Time for Truth! to reveal this mystery to him.  Eli is a clever little boy for disowning his idiot cult teachers like Stammering-Stammite-Stam, Full-of-Bull-Bullinger, March-O’Hare, Blundering-Baker, Baby-Ed-Pfenny & Jackass-O'Steen etc.  We are thrilled that he has finally got a grip on prayer & salvationPerhaps he will now believe that Peter Ruckman is saved & in Heaven …WHEN he called upon the Lord to save him (Rom 10v13).  Don’t get me wrong, Colic-Caldwell has a long way to go in understanding the Scriptures & all the other different doctrines that he’s made errors on, BUT IT’S A START isn’t it!?  Because of jealousy, pride & maybe even anger, he has also started leaving comments on other peoples YouTube videos trying to stir them up to attack me.  But this isn’t a problem for us, it’s just immaturity on his part, & hopefully, one day, when he’s old enough to dip his own sop (John 13v26+27+30), he’ll grow out of it.  Here is what his latest imagination of the thoughts of his heart are… (Gen 6v5 + Gen 8v21)  The ‘bold’ are my comments…

Hoss Cartwright (Colic-Caldwell)… He left this comment on Baby-Ed-Pfenny’s YouTube video… The punk-kid needs some help, so he’s trying to whip things up a little with another Hyper-Diaper… he writes to Baby-Ed-Pfenny… Mr. Ed, (He thinks ‘Ed’ is his surname the poor kid!) have you ever seen the "Time for Truth" UK website operated by John Davis?  He has recently been trying to defend the "sinner's prayer" false gospel …and frequently writes newsletters promoting the sinner's prayer over faith alone. (Blatant lies as usual!)  Have a good week! --bro. Eli "Hoss" (He’s dreaming about manhood again!) COLIC-Caldwell.  That’s all the kid seems to be doing of late, trying to find other CULT-members to help him out, as he’s having problems with rightly dividing the word of truth.  But at least he’s listening & learning from Time for Truth!, even if he won’t admit it.  We hope that salvation will visit his house very soon.


YouTube ‘Christians’ who love themselves & the sound of their own voices… who are totally useless & accomplish very little if anything for the Lord! (Issue 80 page 25)

His watchmen are blind: they are all ignorant, they are all dumb dogs, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber. Isa 56v10.  The following group (among others) fit this criteria…

These bunch of punks hardly ever witness, pass out tracts, reach lost souls with the Gospel, or really live for the Lord Jesus Christ.  They are deceivers & liars, who just love the sound of their own voices too much! (Gal 6v3)  Who are they?  They are the biggest mixed-up bunch of morons you could ever imagine!  Some of them are Hyper-Diapers who wrongly divide the word of truth, others are Post-Trib NUTS who think we’re going to go through Jacob’s Trouble, because they know not the Scriptures (Mark 12v24).  All they do is sit at home (in the warm) in front of their cameras (with their make-up & lipstick on), spending all their time attacking other Christians, hour after hour!  ‘Ed-funny-pfenny’ is an ex-disciple of whack-head-Richling & now he thinks he’s the 4th member of the Trinity & knows everything!  This bunch of ‘convicts’ above, are some of the biggest idiots you’ll come across on YouTube, avoid them like the plague or a rabid dog! (Ps 22v16, Isa 56v10+11, Phil 3v2, Rev 22v15)  They’re shallow, they know very little about the Scriptures & they’re all very confused, yet aside from all this, they are humongous-egomaniacs… they are also very very ugly!  They think they are right & everyone else in the world is wrong… as always!


Cornelius Stam is not only a heretic, he is a Bible ‘corrector!’ (Issue 80 page 30)

He has to run to ‘the Greek’ (there isn’t one!) to teach his heresies in his books!  All Hyper-Diapers treat Paul as the 4th member of the Trinity, Stam does, & so does Colic-Caldwell, all because they can’t rightly divide the Scriptures, but instead ‘wrongly join!’  Beware of the Hyper-Diaper-CULT!  Stam keeps running back to the ‘originals!!!???’  (Where is ‘the original?’  He hasn’t seen it a day in his life!)   Beware of anyone who wants to take you back to a fictitious ‘original’ as the Hyper-Diapers do!


Bedroom/’Closet’ Christians & the Satanic Trinity! (Issue 80 page 33)

This little satanic trinity who all adhere to Hyper-Dispensationalism have a small following but teach such shallow rubbish it amazes me that anyone would ‘follow’ them.  None of them believe that Peter Ruckman, Clarence Larkin, John Wesley, George Whitefield, Charles Spurgeon plus billions of other Christians are saved because they asked the Lord to save them, they called upon Him to save them from their sins, & by doing this they are ‘working’ for their salvation, according to the satanic trinity above… I kid you not!  (Incidentally, they all have bought Ruckman’s books the lying hypocrites!)  These cowards, who are afraid to leave their warm bedrooms & enter the real world are just like Eli-Colic-Caldwell & his Hyper-Dispensationalist-CULT.  What is it with these egotistical punks?  Another thing that is quite remarkable regarding the above idiots, is the sound of their demonic voices… possessed???  If you know them, stay clear of them, if you don’t just carry on with life as you haven’t missed a thing.  Ghostly-Ed-funny-faker-Pfenniger’s hero, mentor & idol, is Richling… I rest my case!  They seem to worship each other!  You’ll also notice, that old-funny-Pfenniger, because he can’t answer the points David Hoffman raises, just loses his cool, gets angry & goes on a rant (just like his mentor Richling), these fakers are ‘nobodies’ trying to be ‘Bible teachers’, yet they are not qualified, nor grounded deep in the Scriptures, so they just get their bums smacked every time they come up against a Bible Believer.  The three stooges have been exposed so many times it’s untrue, but still they carry on with their self-opinionated-pompous-arrogant attitudes thinking they are right & everyone else is wrong!  According to these three stooges, they are the only three people going to Heaven… all because they DIDN’T ask God to forgive their sins & all because they DIDN’T call upon the Lord to save them… just as dumb as you can get!  The reason I expose these idiots, is because all they do every day, is try to talk Christians, who have called upon the Lord Jesus Christ to save them, OUT of their salvation!  These three punks are Satan’s little helpers & you need to avoid them at all costs!  The Lord Jesus will deal with these punks in His own time, mark my words… Colic-Caldwell & his Hyper-Cult included!  One last thing… have you noticed that Hyper-Diapers like Ed-funny-Pfenniger, Richling etc. never come up with anything new of their own, they are just regurgitating what they’ve heard, or criticising others because they DO preach & teach new material.  This is why Hyper-Diapers are very shallow, very stale, & offer nothing to the Christian except a ‘works’ based salvation, while attempting to preach ‘faith alone!’  None of them get that, especially that ghostly character funny-Pfenniger, the Bible-rejecting critic.  His videos are as dead as you can get, lifeless & boring.


Still no articles on evangelism & soul winning on Baby-Eli-Colic-Caldwell’s baby-blog I see… nor Ed-the-Fake!  Why? (Issue 81 page 3)

These mental-assent-‘gospel’ punks are a little upset with me again it seems… I can’t see why?  What have I ever done to them, except expose them for the lying heretics they are?  I mean, what’s wrong with that?  I think Baby-Eli has some sort of mental paranoia like Eddy-Phenny?  It’s not surprising though, as they are both Hyper-Diapers who sit in their bedrooms all day & night ‘doing’ blogs or uploading YouTube videos that hardly anybody watches!?  Very strange these cultic professing ‘christians!’  Also, you will notice that from the day these punks started their blogs & YouTube channels, NOT ONCE, NOT ONE SINGLE TIME have they ever produced articles on soul winning, tracting, or reaching lost sinners with the Gospel… NOT ONE SINGLE VIDEO OR BLOG!  Now ain’t that strange… I said… ain’t that strange!!!  Now we all know why don’t we?  To start off with, it’s because they don’t know WHAT the Gospel is… Eli’s mystical-mental-assent-‘gospel’ is some sort of New Age ‘works’ salvation.  Perhaps someone would ask them both, how many tracts did they give out last year, & how many souls have they led to the Lord since supposedly ‘getting saved?’  You won’t believe their answers!  Old Eddy-Fake-Pfenny, didn’t want to go there regarding my last article exposing him, he just brushed over it making out it wasn’t there.  Both Eddy & Baby-Eli read TfT! NEWS on a regular basis, so perhaps they will answer these points in one of their articles next time?  I also noticed that even though Baby-Eli believes Ruckman is in Hell, (because he called upon the Lord to get saved), he still pretends to show support to Ruckman because of the KJV circle he mixes in, even though in reality, Baby-Eli is a closet Bible REJECTOR!  He & ghostly-fake-Eddy are BOTH closet Bible rejectors preaching some sort of mystical-works-mental-assent-‘gospel’ that saves no one, so beware of these fakes who prey on the weak.  You’ve got to be very weak & shallow to watch, follow, read, or listen to either of them, as any Bible Believer can see straight through their LIES! 


Are you doing enough for the Lord? (Issue 81 page 4)

Am I…?  We could all do more couldn’t we in service for our Saviour?  Do you ever think about what you are doing for the Lord & how you are serving Him?  Do you feel challenged about doing more work for the Lord, if so what?  We get up in the morning thanking the Lord for another day of life & then what?  Do we let that day just slip by, being preoccupied only with ourselves & the work we need to do?  How can we serve God in our secular job?  What kind of ambassador for the Lord are you at work?  Do your colleagues know you are a Christian?  Can you be trusted?  Do you have a name at work for honesty & integrity, or do you compromise just to blend in with the rest?  …that in all things he might have the preeminence. (Col 1v18).  Does the Lord occupy His rightful place in your life?  When Dee used to work at her job in Redditch, she used to get an hour for lunch, so she would spend a little of that time eating her sandwiches, & for the remainder she would go tracting on numerous occasions… how about that!  Toy after university, driving over to our house, frequently used to stop on the way & tract a road beforehand… you won’t get ‘Hyper-Diapers’ & ‘Post-Tribbers’ doing that!  You see, if you are a Bible Believing Christian (NOT a Bible ‘rejector’ like Ed-Pfenniger & Eli-Colic-Caldwell who REJECT what the Scriptures say about reaching lost souls with the Gospel), you have a desire, a passion, & a love for lost sinners, seeking their salvation with the Gospel.  You don’t find Bible Believers staying in their houses afraid of the world, sitting in front of cameras all day uploading videos of their narcissistic-selves onto YouTube, or writing baby-blogs.  That isn’t Christianity, or living the Christian life, that’s self-deluded ‘satanic’ egotistical FLESH worshipping.  These guys are corrupt & only want to talk to ‘Christians’, rather than deal with sinners, because they are cowards.  Ed-FAKE-Pfenniger wouldn’t know how to lead a soul to Christ if his life depended upon it, why, because he has never tried!  You’ll never see a Fake-Pfenny video of him preaching the Gospel to the lost, tracting his local area, witnessing, or even talking about these things, why?  Because this little creep is only interested in staying indoors by himself, trying to talk Christians OUT of their salvation.  That’s how NUTS these imbecilic infidels are.  Baby-Eli has fallen in love with Ed & sees him as some sort of hero now, & has become his disciple.  You watch out for these men-lovers! These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage. Jude 1v16.  For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud… 2 Tim 3v2.  Lover boys ‘Eli & Eddie’ know nothing about serving the Lord, only the flesh, take heed & dump them both!  Both of these cretins worship CULT-leader-Richling… need I say more???

For while one saith, I am of Paul… ARE YE NOT CARNAL?  1 Cor 3v4


Why is it that that Hyper-Diapers (aka Hyper-Dispensationalists), who talk so much about ‘the Gospel’, Salvation & prayer, DON’T win souls or even try to? (Issue 81 page 7)

Isn’t that strange?  Doesn’t that puzzle you?  Why is that?  Take these five idiots, they shout & bawl about ‘The Gospel, the Gospel’ but NOT ONE OF THEM ever preaches the Gospel to lost sinners nor gives out Gospel tracts trying to stop sinners going to Hell, why is that?  Is it because they are all con-men, fakes & charlatans?  Is it because they are scared to come out of their bedrooms & into the real world because they are cowards?  They sit behind their little cameras & computer screens, making YouTube videos & writing baby-blogs, but they will NOT do what their hero Paul DID… WIN SOULS for Jesus Christ!  Why is that?  Paul would dump the lot of these FAKES & expose them for the crooks they are.  They are all spiritually DEAD, just like Stam, Bullinger, Baker, Moron-Moore & every other Hyper-Diaper NUT!  Not one of them has led a soul to Christ in the last 6 months, (ask them!), & I very much doubt in their entire lifetime (ask them!)  They are Satan’s little time-wasters who spend all their time ‘nit-picking’, trying to talk Christians OUT of their salvation, & shouting ‘prayer is a work!’  A bigger bunch of losers you won’t find on planet earth.  I’m only exposing them to keep you from entering into their cultic correspondence, just dump them.  If you do come up against any of these idiots, just lead them to this tab on the Time for Truth! website – that gets them every time.

If you have ever subscribed to their channels (you must be a NUT), just leave in the comments, our website tab link, so it can help anyone else who may stumble across this bunch of morons.  We also cover in detail about this Hyper-Diaper-CULT in our book ‘The Christian Soldier’s Battle Notes’ – you can buy it for £10.


More Hyper-Diaper TOSH… (Issue 81 page 8)

Have mercy upon me, O LORD; for I am weak: O LORD, heal me; for my bones are vexed. Ps 6v2.  David’s prayer here in v2 is answered in Jer 30v17 For I will restore health unto thee, and I will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the LORD; because they called thee an Outcast, saying, This is Zion, whom no man seeketh after. According to the Hyper-Diapers, once you are saved you must NOT confess any more of your future sins to the Lord.  MERCY is COMPLETE at Calvary, but we are still told to …come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need. Heb 4v16.  So both Ps 6v2 & Heb 4v16 are APPLICABLE for the NT Christian.  A Christian who does not plead for mercy, cleansing & forgiveness on a regular basis is out of fellowship with the Lord.  You couldn’t know Him personally without calling upon Him for mercy, cleansing & forgiveness on a daily basis.  This is why Hypers-Diapers like Ed-the-Fake & lover-boy-Colic-Caldwell are probably not saved, & IF they are, they certainly do NOT know the Lord in a personal & intimate way, hence why their baby-blogs & YouTube videos are just DEAD with no life in anything they say.


You must rightly divide the Scriptures otherwise you’ll never understand the Bible (Issue 81 pages 8-11)

Obviously the Old Testament & the New Testament are two different ‘dispensations’, they are NOT the same, & things are different in so many ways.  Let’s take just one example… diet / meat.

Adam – Gen 1v27-29 – No meat

Noah – Gen 9v1-3 – Every moving thing for meat

Moses – Lev 11v1-7 – Certain animals

Paul – Col 2v16+17, Gal 4v9-12, 1 Tim 4v1-6 – anything but no blood

In Acts 10, we see the transition where Simon Peter is taught that he should not call anything God hath cleansed ‘common or unclean’ Acts 10v14+15.  Today we have Christians telling us what to eat & what not to eat.  Some say we should still be eating the Jewish diet.  If you don’t rightly divide the Scriptures you’ll teach all kinds of nonsense, like tongues are for today, you must keep the Sabbath, healing is the same today as it was in the apostolic time, water baptism is necessary for salvation, or, water baptism is not for today, ‘prayer is a work’, faith alone is the only criteria for salvation in every dispensation like Fake-Ed teaches… try that one on Adam & Eve who didn’t require any faith at all in God!  You see, the whole thing to understanding the Bible is to rightly divide the Scriptures.

Regarding the Hyper-Diapers (e.g. Ed-Fake-Pfenny, Baby-Eli, Moron-Moore etc.) they all get hung up on baptism, they have a neurotic obsession (neurotic = abnormally sensitive & obsessive) with it for some reason.  The all-important thing to the Hyper-Diaper is to get rid of Baptist churches.  These people are obsessed with this to the point of fanaticism.  They get so obsessed with non-water that it’s all they can think about, breathe, eat or sleep.  They are constantly trying to get Christians to leave ‘Baptist’ churches (e.g. Colic-Caldwell etc.) & telling them that they were wrong in getting baptised… they’re NUTS!  The other thing with Hyper-Diapers is that, like all cults, they have to keep adjusting their theology (e.g. Ed-Fake-Pfenny has changed many times from his days with his god Richling until now, where ‘he’ is the only one right in the world) & keep adjusting their position closer & closer to the Scriptures without abandoning their position in order to save face… PRIDE!  Hyper-Diapers follow men like Bullinger, J.C. O’Hare, Stam & Moore who state that only the prison epistles written by Paul after the close of the book of Acts, could be considered as doctrine for the Christian.  They also state that the Body found in the book of Acts is NOT the Body of Christ mentioned in Eph 2 + 3.  They then go on to say that the ‘mystery body’ Paul mentions in Eph 2 + 3 did NOT show up until AFTER the close of Acts 28.  Both Hyper-Dispensationalism & Calvinism have their foundation in the book of Ephesians.  The position changes a bit under O’Hare & he backslid from Bullinger’s position because of a number of things.  First of all was the very embarrassing (& very obvious) thing which was pointed out to him by some Bible Believing Baptist that 1 Cor 12 is ALREADY dealing with the ‘mystery Body’ & the members of the Body (1 Cor 12v13) & this epistle was written DURING the Acts period to converts to the Corinthian church.  So O’Hare backslid & decided that the Body of Christ began in Acts 18.  Acts 18 was dealing with the Corinthian church, & this ‘saved face’ for the dispensationalist temporarily because they had the ‘Body of Christ’ beginning in Acts 18 during the Acts period, & yet they still could dump the water baptism.  The last cases they found of water baptism in the book of Acts were in Acts 18 & 19, & by dispensationally treating the passage in Acts 19 that dealt with the baptism of Apollos’ converts (vs 1-7), they could say that water baptism ended in Acts 18; therefore, the Body of Christ began in Acts 18.  Isn’t it funny what people get all hung-up on… ‘Water’ of all things.  Perhaps they didn’t like baths when they were kids?!  So alarm bells should start ringing if you come up against a Christian following men like O’Hare, Baker, Stam, Bullinger & Moore etc.  Ruckman calls them ‘dry-cleaners’ because they hate water so much!  This very modern day cult (Ed-the-Fake-Pfenny, Eli-Colic-Caldwell etc.) are deluded fools who are following Satan without even knowing it.  Occasionally one will enter your church & try to steal your sheep, so be very aware.  The Hyper-Diapers are as bad a cult as the JW’s, Mormons & Christadelphians, worse even!

Back to ‘water’… In Acts 16 Paul baptised converts AFTER he knew about ‘the Gospel of the grace of God’.  It is also clear from Acts 15 that ‘the Gospel of the grace of God’ was known to ALL the apostles, for Simon Peter in Acts 15v11 says… But we believe that through the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ we shall be saved, even as they.  In Acts 16, Paul does not tell him to repent & be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, but rather he tells him… Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved…  This is the teaching of Ephesians & Romans.  So, it is perfectly apparent that in Acts 16, even though Paul knew ‘the Gospel of the grace of God’, he STILL baptised the convert after getting him saved by grace through faith!  Because of this Stam & Baker had to shift position from March-O’Hare… note Hyper-Diapers keep shifting & squirming all over the place. 

Now this whack-head group of heretics teach that the Body of Christ began with Paul.  They teach more than ‘one’ Body can you believe (Eli-Colic-Caldwell teaches 3 if not 4 the dumb-cluck).  Stam’s-ilk makes the Body of Christ from Acts 2 to Acts 9 one Body, & the Body of Christ from Acts 9 on, a different Body.  This was very embarrassing for Stam & ‘the Stammites’ (Colic-Caldwell et al.) especially when a Bible Believer pointed out that some of Paul’s followers were ‘IN Christ’ BEFORE Acts 9, BEFORE him!  Rom 16v7 Salute Andronicus and Junia, my kinsmen, and my fellowprisoners, who are of note among the apostles, who also were in Christ before me.  Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!  This drove them nuts so they had to change ‘again’, & shift their position, & squirm under the fence once more.  Do you know what they come up with this time… ‘You can be IN Christ without being IN Christ’s Body!’  I kid you not!  Moron-Moore taught this & Ruckman sacked him!  The expression ‘IN Christ’ is a Pauline expression that deals with the ‘mystery’ of the Body, yet this CULT of the Hyper-Diapers couldn’t allow anybody to be ‘IN Christ’ before Acts 9, even though PAUL SAID… ‘Who were IN Christ BEFORE me!’  The issue is this… WHEN did the Body of Christ start?  Hyper-Diapers do NOT know.  Whenever it was, the Hyper-Diapers MUST have it starting ‘when & where’ it excludes water baptism… remember their fixation about this!  Unfortunately the ‘Berean Searchlight’s’ bulb has just blown!  Let’s us Bible Believers help them see again.  One thing Hyper-Diapers just can’t understand is ‘dual application’ of the Scriptures, Eli-Colic-Caldwell went into a conniption over just this issue, when I had dealings with the boy a couple of years ago.  Verses doctrinally aimed at the Tribulation (aka Daniel’s 70th Week, or Jacob’s Trouble), can also refer to the Church Age, e.g. Rev 12v11 – that’s a good Church Age doctrine as ever you’ll find one.  They also go into a tizzy when talking about baptism.  They say things like “In the Book of Acts they baptised in the name of Jesus not Father, Son & Holy Spirit, hence Matthew is out for the Hyper-Diaper”.  What they fail to miss, because of their spiritual blindness, is the fact that they baptised in the NAME (not ‘names’) of the Father, Son & Holy Ghost – Mat 28v19.  Paul was even baptising in Acts 16 after he’d had the revelation of the ‘mystery of the grace of God’.  Ask a Hyper-Diaper WHEN this Church Age started, they just don’t know.  So how can the Hyper-Diaper tell you that water baptism is not for this age when he doesn’t even know WHEN this age started… they’re nuts man!  It’s like a man saying “All the animals couldn’t get into the ark!”  You ask him how big the ark was & he’ll say “I don’t know!”  So how do you know they couldn’t have all got on!  Dumb as they come… just like the Hyper-Diaper crowd.  If the apostle Paul knew it was wrong to baptise, don’t you think he would have told us?  Of course he would have!  Hyper-Diapers are not serious students of the word of God, they are men followers… e.g. Stam, O’Hare, Richling etc.  When Peter found out that a man didn’t have to be baptised in water to receive the Holy Ghost, he told us – Acts 11v15-18.  Paul would have done the same regarding baptism if it wasn’t for this dispensation.  Paul baptised converts, & so should we!

We’ve said it a number of times, but Hyper-Diapers (Stam, Bullinger, Funny-Pfenniger, Colic-Caldwell etc.) believe that a thing cannot be revealed until it is present, & that if a thing is NOT revealed, it is NOT there!  This is what we Bible Believers call TOSH!

Now the reason I warn you about Hyper-Dispensationalists (aka ‘Hyper-Diapers’ – e.g. Stam, Bullinger, O’Hare, Richling, Zacher, Eli-Colic-Caldwell, Moron-Moore etc.) is because they are part of a small cult, one of which, likes to try to infiltrate churches & prey on the young in faith to get them to join this cult.  That is what they do.  Hyper-Diapers DON’T evangelise, witness or preach on the streets, they just sit in their bedrooms in front of their cameras & post YouTube videos telling how they are right & everyone else is wrong!  Beware of this cult!

Ruckman writes… ‘We Bible Believing Baptists have taught two things for many years.  We have taught that the local church did not begin at Pentecost.  This is perfectly clear in the passage in Mat 16 & 18, the calling out of the twelve, & in the commissioning of this local church in Mat 28 & Acts 1.  This group has a roll of 120 names on it in Acts 1.  It has a treasurer who died & was replaced in Acts 1 & Mat 27.  It had a leader who was a spokesman for the group – Simon Peter, Acts 1 & 2.  It was a local, called-out, assembly, called out & chosen by the Lord.  As such, it was a Jewish church.  It certainly had Jews & Gentiles in it after Pentecost.  This local church became an organism.  It became more than an organisation at Pentecost.  It became a living organism, & its members were placed IN Christ by a baptism of the Holy Spirit.  When Paul says… ‘one SpiritOne Lord, one faith, one baptism (Eph 4v4+5)…’ he can only refer to the same Holy Spirit & to the same baptism that put the Pentecostal disciples, Cornelius’ family, the apostle Paul himself, & the Ephesians INTO the Body of Christ – 1 Cor 12v13.’ 

The Lord can work anyway He wants to work!  In the Book of Acts we have a ‘minefield’… some people have to be baptised to get the Holy Spirit (Acts 2), some get the Holy Spirit BEFORE they are baptised (Acts 10), another man is born again BEFORE he is baptised in water (Acts 9), some people believe & are saved & baptised ‘without’ receiving the Holy Ghost (see Ruckman’s notes in his RRB page 1444 on Acts 8v20 for some enlightenment!), some people get saved & get baptised & DON’T speak in tongues until hands are laid on them (Acts 19).  The Body of Christ was throughout!  Paul said ONE Spirit, ONE baptism, & ONE Body… not 2, 3 or 4 like the Hypers try to invent!  You can’t get a Body other than Christ’s Body from Acts 2 to Acts 9… that would be 2 ‘Bodies!’

Were Peter, James & John IN the Body of Christ?  Stam, Baker, O’Hare, Fake-Pfenniger, Zacher, Richling, Eli-Colic-Caldwell have a conniption regarding this, & wet their pants.  This is too much for the Hyper-Diapers & they soil their diapers.  If Peter, James & John were IN the Body of Christ, when did they get IN?  Read John 17.

v6 I have manifested thy name unto the men which thou gavest me out of the world (There’s Peter, James & John): thine they were, and thou gavest them me; and they have kept thy word. (There’s Peter, James & John)

v9 I pray for them: I pray not for the world, but for them which thou hast given me; (There’s Peter, James & John) for they are thine.

v10 And all mine are thine, and thine are mine; and I am glorified in them. (There’s Peter, James & John)

v14-18 - (There’s Peter, James & John)

Now watch it… v21 That they all may be one (Not two, ONE!); as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us (How do you get ‘two’ bodies & ‘two’ Spirit’s out of that? … & how do you get Peter, James & John IN Christ yet NOT in His ‘Body?’  You can’t!  ONE Body, ONE Spirit!): that the world may believe that thou hast sent me.

v23 I in them, and thou in me, that they may be made perfect in one;  They were IN the Body of Christ!

This is the difference between a Bible Believer & a Bible denying, Bible rejecting Hyper-Diaper!

Us Bible Believers BELIEVE that Jesus meant what He said & said what He meant, that He was IN Peter, James & John, & that Peter, James & John were going to be IN Him… which would take place at Pentecost.  How could Christ have gotten INTO THEM ‘before’ then?  He had NO ‘Body’ for them to be ‘IN’ at that time, & was physically sitting opposite to them!  At Pentecost the Holy Spirit baptised them INTO His Body (1 Cor 12v13).  He didn’t come INTO them when He arose from the dead, He simply breathed upon them & said…  …Receive ye the Holy Ghost: John 20v22.  There is ONLY ONE ‘baptism’ that saves.

Now how about this verse for a Hyper-Diaper DESTROYER!  Eph 2v19+20 Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God; And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner stone; The apostles were IN the Body of Christ & there are prophets IN the Body of Christ (Eph 4v11+12).  The apostles were IN the Body of Christ therefore BEFORE Acts 9 & BEFORE Paul!  These verses blew Moron-Moore’s brains out, he just couldn’t cope with them, neither could Stam, Bullinger, Baker or O’Hare.

Ready for another blow out boys…?  Here we go… back to Eph 2v11-15 Wherefore remember, that ye being in time past Gentiles in the flesh, who are called Uncircumcision by that which is called the Circumcision in the flesh made by hands;  That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without God in the world:  But now in Christ Jesus ye who sometimes were far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ.  For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition between us; Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, even the law of commandments contained in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, so making peace; Notice in v11, Paul is discussing the household of God & the habitation, the foundation of the building, & was making reference to what?... the Body of Christ!!!  Note also, we are made nigh by what?  The Blood of Christ!  When was this?  At the Cross!!!

Eph 2v16-18 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby:  And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.  For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the Father.

… & all this nonsense about ‘there weren’t any Gentiles in Acts 1, 2 & 3, so there couldn’t be any Body here because the Body is a joint Body blah blah blah’ is just a load of old Hyper-Diaper TOSH!  The fact that Gentiles didn’t enter that Body until they got saved in Acts 10 & in Acts 8 (the Ethiopian eunuch) & the fact that pure Gentiles who weren’t Jewish proselytes didn’t get INTO that Body until Acts 13, 14, 15 & 16 does NOT amount to a hill of beans!  The way was made for them to get in there when Jesus Christ died on the cross!  Eph 2v16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby:  And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.  It got preached first at Jerusalem to a bunch of Jews & then to those ‘afar off’, the Gentiles!  For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the Father. Eph 2v18.  Paul told you that the ONE Spirit that gave the Ephesian-Gentile-mystery-Body-people access to the Father, gave the Jewish-Pentecostal-apostles access to the Father following the crucifixion.  Now what we have just gone through, no Hyper-Diaper will understand, because they are following the twisted teachings of Stam, Moron-Moore, Richling etc.

The Body of Christ was formed with the death of Christ on the Cross.  The fact that the Body first contained JEWS ONLY means absolutely nothing!  It was destined to have Jews & Gentiles in it, & this is the mystery that was revealed to Paul after Acts 9.  The fact that it was revealed to Paul after Acts 8 has no bearing upon WHEN IT STARTED!  The Body was there three years BEFORE Paul was saved.  His kinsmen were IN Christ BEFORE he was IN Christ.  He persecuted Christ in the person of the saints in Acts 7 & 8 because they were part of the Body of Christ already in existence.  This Body is called ‘the church of God’ in Gal 1v13 & we are told in 1 Cor 10, 11 & 12 that the church of God is composed Jew & Gentile (1 Cor 12v13).

Let Ruckman sum up for us…

Take heed as to what the Hyper-Diaper-CULT teaches…

  1. There is a period of time called ‘The grace of God’ which began in Acts 9 (Stam, Baker, Moron-Moore, Watkins, Colic-Caldwell & cult) or in Acts 18 (O’Hare etc.), or in Acts 28 (Bullinger, Ballinger etc.)
  2. Water baptism is NOT for ‘this age’ since ‘this age’ began in Acts 9, or Acts 13, or Acts 18, or Acts 28
  3. Bible Believing Baptists are heretics who do not follow ‘Pauline’ teaching 1 Tim 1v16
  4. Since Paul did not ‘command’ anyone to be baptised it must be unscriptural
  5. Since Paul was not ‘sent to baptise’ water baptism is pre-Pauline – 1 Cor 1
  6. The ‘one baptism’ of Eph 4 automatically cancels water baptism (Moron-Moore, Stam, Sharpe, Baker, Colic-Caldwell)

The Bible rebuke of the Hyper-Diaper-CULT…

  1. The ‘dispensation’ of Eph 3v2 was the grace which God gave to Paul to preach (Eph 3v7, 1 Cor 3v10, Col 1v29).  Grace was ‘dispensed’ to him.  The ‘grace of God’ is found in EVERY period of time – Gen 6v8, Exod 33v13
  2. The age of the ONE BODY & the ‘church of the ONE BODY’, began in Mat 27 (See Eph 2v12+16) with 12 apostles IN Christ (Rom 16v7) BEFORE Paul was saved (John 17v21+23)
  3. Paul was baptised in water (Acts 9v18), & baptised some of his converts (Acts 16v33, 18v8, 1 Cor 1v14-16), even though he was an evangelist
  4. Paul ‘commanded no one’ to attend church, pass out tracts, proselyte Baptists who are already saved, or argue about water baptism
  5. He DID baptise (1 Cor 1v14-16) & only thanked God that people weren’t baptised in his name (1 Cor 1v14-18).  Paul was not sent by Mark 16v16-18, but he is the ONLY apostle who fulfilled that commission
  6. The Corinthian converts who were baptised by ONE Spirit into ONE Body (1 Cor 12v13) were baptised in water – Acts 18v8

The Hyper-Diaper-CULT’S perverted teaching on Eph 4v5…

  1. Stam, Baker, Bullinger, Moron-Moore, Baby-Eli etc. ALL take Eph 4v4+5 out of the context in which it appears (as any Campbellite will also do) & pretend that it is talking about ‘water baptism’ being replaced by Spirit baptism.  This explains why 95% of those in any Hyper-Diaper congregation are ex-Baptists
  2. The context of Eph 4v4-6 is the unity of the Body of Christ, NOT ‘disunity’ caused by carnal Christians who say ‘I am of Christ…’ (1 Cor 1v12)
  3. The same baptism that put Paul INTO Christ (‘WE’ – 1 Cor 12v13) put Gentile believers (Corinth, Ephesus etc.) INTO Christ
  4. The same baptism that put ‘The Twelve Apostles’ INTO Christ (Acts 1v5) put the Roman converts INTO Christ (Rom 6v1-3, Rom 16v7)

False teachings of the Hyper-Diaper-CULT…

  1. Peter & Paul preached different Gospels.  If they did then Peter was CURSED – Gal 1v8+9.  God taught Peter the Gospel in Acts 10v43, which he publicly acknowledges in Acts 15v11, while all are practising water baptism
  2. Repentance should NOT be preached in this age.  Paul preached it constantly (Acts 20v21) & asked exactly what John the Baptist asked for when he preached it (Acts 26v20).  Paul did this after writing Romans 16v25+26
  3. The Body could not have been at Pentecost because no one mentioned it!  Neither did anyone mention the complete abolition of the Law (Levitical) or the fulfilling of the Law (Acts 13v38+39) though both (Col 2v14-16) were accomplished FACTS (Gal 3v13)
  4. Mat 28v19+20 is limited to the Tribulation.  Pure conjecture! (1 Tim 6v3 – written to the saints in the ONE Body).  The ‘all things’ of Mat 28v20 does NOT include all pre-crucifixion instruction, which is apparent to anyone by comparing Mat 10v1-10 with Mat 28v19+20 & John 13-17.  The Tribulation had NOT begun in A.D. 33… note ‘unto the end of the world’.  Then he sinned against God in not confessing it.  He sinned against you in not telling you straight out in plain clear-cut commands (note 1 Thes 5 & Rom 14) not to make the same mistake.  Every Christian leader in the New Testament was baptised in water & none of them repented of such an action!


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